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- THE PUNJABI ALPHABET: REVISION Course
- Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:32:15 +0000 - A is for Adjust. Punjabis will always ask you to ‘Thoda Adjust kaar low ji’
B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your bum. It is an instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or whatever.
C is for Cloney and it’s not a process for replicating [...]
- A True College Girl Story
- Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:00:23 +0000 - This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Chandigarh . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.
She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Shankar. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone.You can
never see [...]
- Marriage Quotes
- Sat, 01 Sep 2007 14:14:20 +0000 - 1. Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
2. It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
3. Getting [...]
- CROCODILE BOOTS…
- Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:22:51 +0000 - Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile ! boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims ’71st and *again* [...]
- Hand Grenade
- Thu, 21 Sep 2006 19:02:11 +0000 - What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy….he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.
- Appliance Store Sale..
- Wed, 20 Sep 2006 19:01:05 +0000 - Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
I would like to buy this small TV,’ he told the salesman.
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to SARDARs,’ he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman
‘I would like to buy this TV.’
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to [...]
- Answering Machine…
- Wed, 06 Sep 2006 16:52:17 +0000 - A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like ‘Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin [...]
- Thermos Flask…
- Wed, 06 Sep 2006 16:51:44 +0000 - A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, ‘What is that shiny object?’
The clerk replies, ‘That is a thermos flask.’
The sardar then asks, ‘What does it do?’
The clerk [...]
- Definition of a WIFE …
- Wed, 06 Sep 2006 16:49:57 +0000 - “A wife is someone who stands by her husband through all his troubles. He would not have had .. if he had stayed single”.
- Surd Freedom Fighters Meeting…
- Tue, 05 Sep 2006 00:37:24 +0000 - Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, ‘Oh..we’ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?’
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly
Banta Singh replied, ‘No problem! we’ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be [...]
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